What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?A cricket ball !
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, “Twist to open.”
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed […]
