A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he’d continue searching for […]
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!
