Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Don’t know, I never met him.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”
