Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.
I’m suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
Fred’s mother was on the telephone to the boy’s dentist. “I don’t understand it,” she complained, “I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you’ve charged me $80.” “It is usually $20, ma’am,” agreed the dentist, “but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!”
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I’m a dentist.
What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
