Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?They’re both brown, except the snowball.
How would you get four reindeer in a car?Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a car?Take the reindeer out first
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you !
