“Did you get your money?” ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient’s home.”Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”

Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some […]

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.””Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?””Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.