What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
