What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
What did Adam say to Eve?Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?”I don’t know why you’re shaking…she’s gonna EAT me!”
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?Your wife will always blow your bonus!
What are the two greatest lies?”The check is in the mail,” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.”
