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An eighty year old couple deci…

8 Sep , 2009  

An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. “What’s the problem?” asks the doctor. “Well,” says the old man, “First I tried it with […]

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One night, as a couple lay dow…

8 Sep , 2009  

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few […]

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One morning while making break…

8 Sep , 2009  

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man […]

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One day, little Mikey comes ho…

8 Sep , 2009  

One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also […]

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At school Little Johnny was to…

8 Sep , 2009  

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by […]

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A guy went out on the golf cou…

8 Sep , 2009  

A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, “How bad is it doc? I’m getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way.” The […]

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A truck driver was pulled over…

8 Sep , 2009  

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked “Did I […]

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmac…

8 Sep , 2009  

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as […]

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One day a man was sleeping and…

8 Sep , 2009  

One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, “What’s that furry stuff around your bird?” He replied that’s “my nest.” So […]

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A father, mother, and son were…

8 Sep , 2009  

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big […]

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What do you get when you cross…

8 Sep , 2009  

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?A cock that stays up all night.

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Why don’t bunnies make noise w…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?Because they have cotton balls.