Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.
