Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?A: One’s a phony buck.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)A2: By doing the splits.
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?A: She opens the car door.
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?A: They pull up their pants.
