Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a – computer? A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?A: So they can think with an open mind.
