This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront […]
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? A: surname
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
Q: What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill
Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. “That’s 1 dollar 15 plus tax,” said the store assistant. “I don’t need tacks,” said the man. “It’ll stay up all by itself.”
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
