What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?Glass flippers!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!