Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One’s mad cow disease, the other’s an agricultural problem.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
What is the definition of ‘making love’? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? – You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany.When she said yes the doctor said”Well tell him his ear rings aren’t real gold!!!”
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
