Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?A: Because the road sign said ‘Squeeze Left.’
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde’s mouth?A: Einstein’s dick.
Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?A:Sweetheart!
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?A: “Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.”
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q: What’s the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?A. Militia Etheridge
