Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?A: She screams her own name when she comes.
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”A: “No, I just lie there.”
