A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, “What do you think you’re doing?” “Just heating up dinner” she replies.
Male secretary : “Feel free to use my dictaphone.” New blonde employee : “No thanks, I’ll just use my finger like everyone else.”
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde’s?A: Because they’re both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don’t mind if you bring friends.
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and McDonald’s?A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It’s difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde’s boyfriend? A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
