The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The […]
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air.” The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase?”
“Hello?” the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, “Hello?””I’ll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn.” the male voice whispered.”Scheesch! You’re good.” she replied. “You mean you […]
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said “Your swing is good but you’re gripping the club too hard – grip the club gently as you […]
A lady walks into the dentist’s office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. “You must have made a mistake” says the shocked dentist, “The gynecologist’s office is one level higher.” To that the lady replies, “No mistake, you installed my husband’s dentures last week, now you’ll […]
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”
A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. The man not knowing her said nothing and went about his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and, the same thing, whipped her box. Finally, […]
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Bring me a beer.”The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?”To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says “Open wide.” “I can’t” replies the blonde, “the chair’s fitted with arms.”
A guy walked into the doctor’s surgery for an appointment. “Would you like to tell me your problem?” the pretty blonde receptionist asked. “I’ll need the information for the doctor.” “It’s rather embarrassing” the guy stammered. “You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection.” “Well, the doctor is very busy today” the […]
