Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A: Ask your mother.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
What have men and spray paint in common?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Answer: A Lickalotopus.
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
Question: What’s the difference between sin and shame?Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
