Q: What’s the definition of a teenager?A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?A: “How Come?”
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
