There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple………nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all […]
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Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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