How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
