Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on […]
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone’s going to lose their trailer…
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,”Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.””Because,” the man says,”I live in a two-story house.”The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that?What is the big deal about a two-story house?”The man answers, […]
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.” He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has beenformed called “Marriage Anonymous.” Whenever a guy feels like gettingmarried, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on herface and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband “beats her.” The Judge,wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.”Every damn time your Honor,” she sighed, “Every damn time !”
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him ahappy man.
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained tothe Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet andcoolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typingof the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed’bored’.”
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at […]
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to […]
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?”When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in […]
