Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!What sister?
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffeeHave you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.So why did you come around then?Well, I saw this light at the window…!
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don’t talk rubbish!
