Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtainsWell pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, You’re Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?You have a broken finger!
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?Saw the legs off of your bed!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!
