Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber bandWhy don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as he’s healthy!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair!
