Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridgeWhat’s come over you?Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really – I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.
Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?Absolutely nothing!
Doctor, Doctor I’m having trouble with my breathing.I’ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldn’t start watching any new soap operas!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a mothGet out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.Please sit on the couch.Which one!
