What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!

Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous shark?William Sharkspeare!