“Why are you so excited?”, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized.”But doc, this is my first operation.””Really? It’s mine too, and I am not excited at all.”
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. […]
What is a double-blind study?Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him “How are you […]
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?” and the man replies, “No, just spots.”
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the […]
“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.””And did he?””Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
