Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he […]
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true.P: So, in average, I live normally.
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for […]
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?” The nurse replied, “Oh, she’s quite dopey.” One of the […]
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he’s a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I can’t, I need to use him to finish my homework.
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because I’ve been at my computer all day and I’ve got a splitting headache!
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, […]
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?They were arch enemies.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skinWhy don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
