Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? – A: Put him in the front seat.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? – A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? – A: Because you can’t bury them in the sky!
Q: When’s the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? – A: Anytime he wants to go.
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why don’t you play with Rollo while you’re waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, […]
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. “Well,” says the vet “I’m […]
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “He’s not so smart,” said one of the irked players. “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”
“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite […]
