How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!

What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!

What kind of whale flies?Pilot whales!

Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!

Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

What is a whale’s favorite TV show?Flukes of Hazard!

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !