Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog’s name was “T-Square”, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, […]
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing […]
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That’s what he’ll answer, nothing!
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?I’d rather have him chase the tiger.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy?All her children had gone to the dogs.
Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
Why does a d dog scratch himself?He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?One good turn deserves another.
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.
