How do long distance runners send e-mail?On the sprin-ternet.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do Indian chiefs send messages?By teepee-mail!

How do footballers send messages?By referee-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?By sea-mail.

How do comedians send messages?By tee-hee mail.

How do athletes send e-mails?On the Inter-sweat.

How come you never write e-mails?I’d rather send a note!

Do you send e-mails on your home computer?What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!

Why don’t you stamp e-mails?Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why don’t vikings send e-mails?They prefer to use Norse code.