What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?Yours tin-sincerely.

Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils that I’m ugly!Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

I just sent my first e-mail.Kongratulations!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?By tree mail!

How does James Bond type e-mails?With his goldfinger.

How do writers send e-mail?On the Inkernet.

How do whales type e-mails?With their fish fingers.

How do wasps send messages?By bee-mail.

How do skunks like their e-mails?Scent.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?Ewes sincerely.

How do really posh dogs send messages?By predigree-mail.

How do mountainers send messages?By ski-mail.