Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store!
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?To e or not to e, that is the question.
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?She was always using fowl language.
I’ve lost my dog!Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.How do you manage that?I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’Check for bugs in your system.
