Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?It’s a tender tail!
“Why are you studying your Easter candy?””I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Would you like something from my Easter basket?”Sure!””Here. Have some plastic grass.”
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
