Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!