What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?Hop suey!
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”? The Easter Elephant.
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
