What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare (air) mail.
