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Elephant jokes

What’s as big as an elephant b…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephant’s shadow !

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and…

11 Sep , 2009  

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el

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What goes up slowly and comes …

11 Sep , 2009  

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !

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What’s grey and wrinkly and ju…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !

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What’s blue and has big ears ?…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !

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What weighs 4 tons and is brig…

11 Sep , 2009  

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !

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What’s big, grey and flies str…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !

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What’s big and grey and protec…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !

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What’s yellow on the outside a…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What’s big and grey and lives …

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What’s grey and goes round and…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !

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What’s grey and never needs ir…

11 Sep , 2009  

What’s grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !