What’s the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You can’t make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !
