What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn’t pay his bill ? “Pack your trunk and clear out !”
Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help””Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”
What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep ?Trunkquilizers !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !
