What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater ?Warren !
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he can’t hear you !
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !
What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”
Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
