What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !

What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia

Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !

What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !

How to elephants talk to each other ?By ‘elephone !