Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isn’t chicken !

Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they can’t remember long stories !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away it’s credit cards !

My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !

How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !

What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants…

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !