Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.