Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Why don’t elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.
Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf…
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
