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Face jokes

How did your mom know you hadn…

14 Sep , 2009  

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.

Face jokes

First Witch: I like your toad….

14 Sep , 2009  

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

Face jokes

You can read his mind in his f…

14 Sep , 2009  

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

Face jokes

Fred: Do you like my new hairs…

14 Sep , 2009  

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

Face jokes

Patient: The trouble is, docto…

14 Sep , 2009  

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.

Face jokes

Wife to Husband: I’ll have you…

14 Sep , 2009  

Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.

Face jokes

Fred: Your sister uses too muc…

14 Sep , 2009  

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!

Face jokes

Did you hear about the witch w…

14 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

Face jokes

I never forget a face, but in …

14 Sep , 2009  

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

Face jokes

Two boys were watching TV when…

14 Sep , 2009  

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating her first.”

Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across r…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they won’t step on the fish.

Elephant jokes

Why do elephants squirt water …

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.